Oh goodness this is adorable
Brass key porcelain Ariel! Why is she so pretty though!?
(this just happened)
Mom:i have a surprise for you, close your eyes, well open them.
Me *open eyes* ……
Mom: do you like it?
Mom, oh, you didn’t like it don’t you
Me: mom, you know what it is? is a motherfucking SINGING ARIEL, from motherfucking DISNEY STORE and you ask me if I DON’T LIKE IT? MOM WHERE DID YOU GET IT, MOM, WTF MOOOOOOOOOOOM *cries*
Mom: you know it was 3 bucks,
Mom: the girl who sell it said she don’t sing anymore, maybe she needs batteries.
Me: *touches right hand*
Ariel: I WANNA BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE….
Me: *cries harder* *hysterical laugh* *hysterically laughs and cries harder*
themarester asked: Ariel’s pink dress or sparkly dress?